Humor http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/forums/13 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:27:23 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/forums/13 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Computers ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2647/t/Computers.html
You can blow on the paint and make it go faster...... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (servant) http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2647 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 07:07:27 GMT <![CDATA[ Missouri Farmer ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2645/t/Missouri-Farmer.html A Missouri Sheriff stops at a ranch in rural MO and talks with an old farmer.

http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2645 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:09:51 GMT <![CDATA[ A Young Bagpiper ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2584/t/A-Young-Bagpiper.html The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost; and being a typical man did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew, who were eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (servant) http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2584 Sun, 08 Mar 2009 06:09:37 GMT <![CDATA[ The Onion - Peace in the Mideast ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2578/t/The-Onion-Peace-in-the-Mideast.html http://www.theonion.com/c...standing_conflict_ends_as ]]> feeds@yuku.com (servant) http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2578 Tue, 24 Feb 2009 06:31:27 GMT <![CDATA[ In memory of... ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2572/t/In-memory-of-.html And then the trouble started. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (HopeOfZion) http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2572 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 12:45:30 GMT <![CDATA[ Something I read in the Reader's Digest ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2561/t/Something-I-read-in-the-Reader-s-Digest.html He asks her, "Y'all go to Harvard?"
She replies, "Yale."
So he shouts, "Y'ALL GO TO HARVARD?" ]]> feeds@yuku.com (servant) http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2561 Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:02:38 GMT <![CDATA[ A song dedicated to mothers.... ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2547/t/A-song-dedicated-to-mothers-.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMhuAtyFCrw

]]> feeds@yuku.com (servant) http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2547 Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:21:03 GMT <![CDATA[ How CD's are made ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2497/t/How-CD-s-are-made.html http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/06/30

]]> feeds@yuku.com (servant) http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2497 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:00:22 GMT <![CDATA[ Confucius Says - for Gary (Servant) ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2460/t/Confucius-Says-for-Gary-Servant-.html Confucius Says:


*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


Man who run in
front of car get tired.




*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


Man who run behind
car get exhausted.




*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


Man with one
chopstick go hungry.




*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (HopeOfZion) http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2460 Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:55:09 GMT <![CDATA[ 13....13....13... ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2446/t/13-13-13-.html I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the
patients were shouting ,'13....13....13'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the
planks and looked through to see what was going on.


Someone poked me in the eye with a stick.



Then they all started shouting... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (HopeOfZion) http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2446 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:23:51 GMT <![CDATA[ Where did we come from? ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2384/t/Where-did-we-come-from-.html
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (HopeOfZion) http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2384 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:26:33 GMT <![CDATA[ A "Healing" Dog... ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2365/t/A-Healing-Dog-.html
The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife. "Fetch the Bible," he commanded.

The dog bounded to the books helf, scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Wildman) http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2365 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:26:55 GMT <![CDATA[ You might live in Michigan if.... ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2354/t/You-might-live-in-Michigan-if-.html

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Michigan.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (HopeOfZion) http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/2354 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 07:23:08 GMT <![CDATA[ Election promises ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/1623/t/Election-promises.html

While walking down the street one day, a US Senator is tragically hit by
a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at
the entrance.

"Welcome to Heaven", says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems
there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts,
you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in", says the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (bcoulam) http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/1623 Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:40:49 GMT <![CDATA[ Going the Wrong Way ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/1624/t/Going-the-Wrong-Way.html
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there''s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!" ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Wildman) http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/1624 Mon, 18 Feb 2008 11:26:57 GMT <![CDATA[ When you Hate your Job, read this: ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/1625/t/When-you-Hate-your-Job-read-this-.html
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.

Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Wildman) http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/1625 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:07:33 GMT <![CDATA[ Jesus, satan, and computers ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/1626/t/Jesus-satan-and-computers.html
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Wildman) http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/1626 Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:25:38 GMT <![CDATA[ The Cab Driver ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/1627/t/The-Cab-Driver.html
A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.

A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Wildman) http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/1627 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:58:57 GMT <![CDATA[ Not an atheist. ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/1629/t/Not-an-atheist-.html
Not really knowing what atheism is, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is however, one exception. A girl named Sara has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

'Because I'm not an atheist.'

'Then,' asks the teacher, 'what are... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (rickard) http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/1629 Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:38:45 GMT <![CDATA[ My funny friend ]]> http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/1630/t/My-funny-friend.html
I have a friend at work. He is from India, wears a turban, and has worked for years as a supervisor for other Indian contractors. He and I often meet in the hallway...him going one way...me going the other. He started talking to me...saying "You must smile more!" I usually am focused on some computer problem...thinking....looking grumpy...but just off thinking on my way to fix a problem.

Anywho...it got so that whenever I would see him I would... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (servant) http://hopeofzion55953.yuku.com/topic/1630 Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:54:58 GMT